zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere



harrysfringe:

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(Source: motsquivont)



foodtrucker:

If I have a crush on you, you gotta crush on me too its only polite!!



i didn’t choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

(Source: shewillbelubed)



fasttrack-tonowhere:

skrillsnwubwubs:

I laughed harder than I should have

life.

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i



multicolors:

I just made up a scenario in my head that probably is never ever gonna happen but I got nervous anyways




trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card




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